May 2013
82 posts
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
aahvaaaina:
eindhoven:
And Hitler was like: And Gobbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like:
LEBENSRAUM GIF I CANT EVEN I AM DYING DYING DEAD
And then Hitler to Roemmel and Paulus: “OMG, why you bitchess so useless?!”
“The type of young person that magazine writers come across most frequently are...”
– Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation - Elspeth Reeve - The Atlantic Wire (via sc0rnflakess)
I wish I could scream thus from the rooftops. Boomers don’t have a problem with Millenials, they have a problem with rich kids. Look at the media of our generation— people see things...
This was a photo that Felice Fawn posed on...
istoleyourpanties:
copequinn:
and she uploaded that saying “breakfast ^_^”
…
people disgust me, she’s still recovering from freaking anorexia, yea she’s going to be thin! jfc
“Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with...”
– Rick Warren (via deerhoof)
thegreatnessideserve:
kingof-thecrossroads:
joanwatson:
There once was an angel who held a man’s hand in hell and said ‘Come.’
Only to hold that same hand in purgatory and say, ‘Go.’
#and on earth the man will take the angels hand #and whisper ‘stay’
and his brother will roll his eyes and whisper ‘gay’
Let Us Rise --: “Millennials Are Poor Schlubs... →
thetangential:
I have read all the articles and I have these requests:
• Stop talking about how my generation is pathetic because some of us live at home after college. The economy crashed because generations before us were greedy and irresponsible with money, not because we spent too…
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
“As long as women’s natural body hair is called disgusting and inappropriate...”
– LE CHRYSANTHÉME: I am a feminist. (via artistsuffer)
vardaesque:
linadivorceeofl:
lundsdotter:
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
Gentlemen.
A FULLY EXTENDED MODERN LONGBOW GEE GREAT THANKS NOW ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN...
“Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
“If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the...”
– A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
mishaconfetti:
WHAT IF CAS NEEDS TO GET AN ANTI POSSESSION TATTOO WHEN HE FALLS AND WHAT IF HE NEEDS TO HOLD DEAN’S HAND BECAUSE IT HURTS TOO MUCH AND WHAT IF DEAN JUST WHISPERS SOOTHING WORDS AND RUNS HIS FINGERS THROUGH CAS’ HAIR
THEN THE TATTOO ARTIST ASKS HOW LONG HAVE THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER
DEAN FLUSHES RED AND CAS MISINTERPRETS IT AS HOW LONG THEY HAVE KNOWN...
idaresayihavetoomany:
its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
timelord-castiel:
rosskemp:
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
boo hoo
thinking of my naked...
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thepastryalchemist:
ed-ships-larry:
lousontiptoes:
raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…
if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with
bakerstreetsdoctor:
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:
nonothingatall:
jendabenda:
jinglepandas:
egobus:
modified-grrrl:
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
...
astudyintimelords:
shinysherlock:
pickled-johnlock:
what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago
Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.
